Oops

I was informed tonight that, despite my best intentions, I insulted the fine folks of Bulgaria unjustly. I should have insulted the fine folks of Romania, as they were apparently the enthusiastic "song"-leaders whose mouths I longed to seal with duct tape. I would hand-deliver an apology note to the Bulgarians, but I actually have no idea where Bulgaria is and given my inability to find anything ever, I would probably end up in Romania and begin the whole mess again.