"What, you don't have a pet lesbian you had to train?" -Melanie S.
"He's the only one I love. Asshole." -Verena
"It's got my favorite things: Cheese, and Mongols!" -Melanie S.
Prof. Matolcsi: "...so we see |u} didn't change."
My brain: "Oh no |u} didn't!"
"Okay, this is my last attempt to understand what's going on." -Prof. Matolcsi
Mine was about 5 pages before his.
"[an ideal point] might be my left hand, or the neighbor's cat..." -Prof. Moussang
Just don't try the Fourier transform on it.
"That was described as doing F from behind" - Prof. Küronya
Well I hope you at least bought it dinner.
"I trust myself not to die" -Dan C.
That makes one of us.
"Thomas, the Mels, and Sharon are coming at five." -Me
"Isn't it five now?" -Lovely Roommate Stephanie
"Er..five, Hungarian time." -Me
Daylight savings just gets weird.
“Everyone I know is sleeping with a German dude” - Sidd M.
Lucky dude.
"I think we should get him a soapbox so he can stand on it and throw peanuts at him." -David L.
That would actually help me stay awake in MAP.
"You achieve an inequality which is kind of shitty." -Prof. Matolcsi
Kind of shitty? Is that like locally shitty? How do we prove full shittiness?
"The problem with this is that it lives in an infinite dimensional space." -Prof. Matolcsi
Dontcha hate when that happens?
"We just turned to five year olds, like, 'Fucking turkey! Gobble Gobble Gobble!'" -Paul K.
Man, five year olds sure have changed since my day.
"I never claimed I could add up numbers correctly." -Prof. Csirmaz
This is why you can never mistake a claim for an axiom.
"It's [writing a diary] like marriage, everybody does it, but no one knows what it is." -Prof. Petö
Fox News: Are blogs ruining the sanctity of diaries?
"[Winston Churchill] did not record what kind of dresses he got." -Prof. Petö
We can only guess based on his matching shoes.
"This is called proof by intimidation." -Prof. Küronya
Created and perfected by the vicious Math gangs of NY.
"Pick your favorite neighborhood basis." - Prof. Küronya
Nobody likes it when professors play favorites.
"Tensor products are very easy to manipulate if you don't think about them." - Prof. Matolcsi
I'll get right on that.
"Of course we won't get the same thing, this is quantum mechanics!" - Prof. Matolcsi
No...THIS IS SPARTA.
Actually, quantum mechanics might be worse.
